Photo ops and handshakes, sure, but here's the one that still amazes me:

This is why I gained weight when I quit drinking.

Have y'all ever heard of Licore Strega (Liquid Witch)? It basically the
Italian Chartreuse. Half and half it with some drambuie for a cocktail
known as Macbeth #2. Delicious and dangerous. As Halloween should be.

Depends on what you're looking for. Holidays beers come in two flavors: spiced beers and winter warmers.

A friend put it very well: People who believe in conspiracies have obviously never tried to throw a surprise birthday party.

That—combined with you being an only child—explains so much.

I love the touch where he spends the the whole roast disinterested in the proceedings, reading a newspaper.

It's just a name. Temptation Island is actually a peninsula.

Another buried lede…there are professional bridge players?!?

It's days like this that I really miss O'Neal.

Dude, he's dis'n your halloween costume.

You're talking about Interview with the Vampire, right?

"Good" is relative for this show, but I enjoyed Seasons 1, 2, and the current season is good so far.

My understanding is that they no longer read Huck Finn in schools—too racist.

Yes, yes—we all determine our self-worth based on upvotes.

Hypocrisy or manipulation? Ah fuck it, we're trying to make sense of nonsense.

From that article, quoth Ryan Murphy:

1) I've never sympathized this Jack and I would doubt Kubrick intended us to.

Obviously the TV movie is the best. I could spend two hours just watching Balki anxiously tear napkins.

I've always read Clockwork more literally: it's about human nature, free will, and how far these ought to be constrained.