And not some other moral
So police think
They have to endeavor
To ban a director

At least three percent?!? I think you're way underestimating there.

No, it's the heterosexuals who are wrong.

Point of order: shouldn't deadites be dark type?

It's been a few weeks since I've booze thread, but this story is so good. Me and the Mrs. were going to stop by a local brewer for a few one Sat afternoon. They were closed down for a local sour festival. Which was awesome, but they wanted $60 for entry and the thing only had a few hours left. Turns out a brewery I…

I know what those words mean, but that phrase makes no sense.

Oh is it?

Eh, she's dealt with congenital kidney disease all of her life. She's 24 and had a kidney transplant at 21.

You rang?

I'm neither funny nor engaging, but I've been commenting for 10 years and not all of the commenters ignore me.

That's actually how you order hot wings.

I squanch you guys.

Other people were talking about this earlier this week, but that doesn't make it any less scary: the intro from Tales from the Darkside.

But I have found the one true faith! It's called nachofication: all food is better topped with cheese!

Well…OK. But more than twice you're just playing with it.

I didn't mean to imply otherwise.

Wait, are you telling me that ABC's review of the of new Disney movie is biased?

Please keep up this gimmick.

Secondies can get CancerAIDS now? Dear god, it has gotten more virulent.

You know, I still have one of the original broken mirror pins somewhere. I should really find it.