Or a gastroenterologist…

My avatar is the album cover for Herbie Hancock's Thrust. I just really like Headhunters-era Hancock.

If you need an hand, you know how to reach me.

Wow, that means your eyes are like 5X microscopes. Can you see tiny stuff when you're looking very close without your glasses?

Since no one has said it yet: Dead Authors Podcast. Paul F. Thompkins as HG Wells travels through time to interview various authors, played by a guest comedian.

Suasauge McMuffin with egg. They've been buy one, get one for quite some time, which has given me a few mornings of shame.

Even though I've been on this site since before comments, this is my 2000th registered comment!

::squints:: You've got olfactory organs in there too? A marvel of nature!

That's written on the stairwell into ElDan's basement.

I know that's from The Meaning of Life, but damn it if I can only read that sentence in Adam West's voice.

Aye, but in my case I'd prefer a brunette and a redhead.

The A.V. Club

In my case, Jack Tripper.

The A.V. Club

Tune in later for our investigative report: does shit stink?

Well, you can't thaw the child in the chest freezer. Well, you can, but then all of the corpses will thaw.

♫ organ solo ♫

Let's just take a fresh one out of the chest freezer, let him thaw, and see what happens.

I believe that's your blood glucose meter. Didn't you nickname it Little Prick?

I didn't even know that was in the Prado when I went. I just walked around a corner and—BOOM—one of my favorite works of art.