Wow, that third ending in that link—Katie bludgeons Micah with the camera—would have been an awesome ending.

… It's a pun… automo-bills…

37k people? My freaking college is larger than that.

The food's great if you don't mind the side effects of heart disease and diabeetus.

I already shouldn't be procrastinating, but I honestly wish I had the hour to write a 500 word rant on why you're so, so wrong. Nearly every episode in Seasons 7 and 8 are stone-cold classics.

It's a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Do you need competitive multiplayer? If not, just play Borderlands 2 or Bioshock.

Opened up a bottle of Potter's Oak Barrel Cider last weekend. The stuff was nasty. The cider had nowhere near the body required to hold up to the oak and vanilla. Super disappointing.

Dre and Snoop have long been preaching the wonders of gin and juice, beeeatch.

I noticed a new one today: already loaded comments disappearing after load more comments.

Don't you remember when Jesus said, "Don't suck another another dudes dick?" It's somewhere after all that "love thy neighbor" crap.

Woodchuck makes a pumpkin cider that blows pumpkin beer away.

Something something hire a sex worker.

I just saw the Dead Milkmen about a month ago. They've still got it. However, they did not play this one.

It's a CERVIX system! I know this!

Had to look up pinecest. That's a Big Red NO filled with noooooope.

Tale as old as time…

Isn't that the fetish where you try to shove as many d12s up your ass as you can?

Is there a term for people attracted to SPOTAGS but not the same sex? Men don't do it for me but both La Roux and Katey Red give me huge raging boners.

Oh, my God, I was wrong,
He was dead all along.
You finally made a monkey…