Belushi would tweet a lot, but it would all be incomprehensible shit posted after midnight.

I hope that by the 31st century you can get richer by being a successful businessperson than you can by being an unsuccessful businessperson.

I would be surprised if Tump has never said this.

More of a Mom, to be a bit on-the-nose.

Good idea!

I found it on CompuServe.

Shiny Jangling Change?

I think there's a case to be made that Millionaire started the reality TV trend.

Say what you will, Steve Harvey is an amazing host of the Family Feud. His ability to produce an scandalized expression on cue is unparalleled.

Who knows what Dave Willis will be up to next, but I too hope they continue the Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week. It must cost a pittance to make.

Please post audio of that :)

But…but… I read on a PUA forum that neging really works!

I was at a Bonnaroo and while Bjork sang "Army of Me," Iceland invaded. True story.

Dear god, no! 7 seasons were more than enough.

I think the only game I've ever pre-ordered was Borderlands 2.

You should drink only pure grain alcohol.

I mean, he'll see everything, he'll… he'll see the Big Board!

Threw a kegger at the (former) home of the parents? That's easier to show parental negligence.

Technically, It's a Trilby would be an awesome band name.

I'm thinking something like Akira, but with with neckbeards.