He has a lot of respect and a long writing resume; his is the one show I honestly miss during this strike.

I actually haven’t watched since Batiste left, but agree fully that he seldom seemed to know what the hell Colbert was talking about.  On the occasions he did more than laugh, he would say something that made no sense whatsoever.

To me, Colbert’s show improved by leaps and bounds after Jon Batiste left. Colbert used him as a semi-sidekick during his monologue, and the dude may be an incredibly talented musician, but he was Comedy Poison. Pretty much constantly. 

As long as he feels bad now that people know about it, I guess it’s all okay.

He’s not sorry, just got caught and does not want to lose his sweet gig. 

“Sorry if I . . . ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“If I made anyone mad.”

Emphasis on “kinda.” 

Wow, that apology slant-rhymes with this one, doesn’t it?

Seinfield’s statement is odd.

I go back and forth between “people are too sensitive” and “well, maybe we just shouldn’t be cunts to each other.” 

“I'm sorry if ..." is not an apology. 

Honestly, been waiting for the other shoe to drop on this for a while. The sibling of a friend of mine used to write on Fallon and they said he was always drunk or hungover and miserable. 

If you’re someone other than Jimmy Fallon, you’ve picked a strange hill to die on.

Imagine fostering a toxic workplace environment and the best thing you can wring out of it is “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon”

maybe he can also apologize for being a talentless hack who only laughs at his own jokes

I feel justified for being on the Jimmy Fallon hate train since his SNL days. 

I remember the first time I heard someone speak ill of Fallon, it was Tracy Morgan on the Howard Stern show. He said he had to threaten Fallon to stop his fake giggling on SNL. Fallon would do it on purpose to draw attention to himself and it would often piss off the other cast members but he didn’t care.

Jesus fuck, Lorne, why THIS guy?

Jesus, that’s a weak apology. People were talking about contemplating suicide and he’s apologising for embarrassing their friends? It suggests he hasn’t even heard what people are saying and is just rushing out a cut-and-paste mea culpa.

As Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media once said: "Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite."