Am I the only one who thinks it’s obvious that Malek himself will end up being the killer, in the end...?

>>> “...cannot tell the difference between Kristin Schaal and Heidi Gardner.”<<<

Emma Thompson was perfect in this. She was great the whole show but this was one of the pieces that felt most representative of her various comedy skills.

Oh, Hi Bill Willingham!

so who did they specifically mention were NOT there?

What about the editor that turned Dan Quayle into Dane Quayle?

Yeah, but you also made the same joke as David Letterman, so it’s kind of a wash?

eh actually the burden is on the plaintiff, so the other guy had a real uphill battle if his experts were disqualified.

I’d recommend reading source material first. He mentions several times exactly how many other people on twitter made the same joke. 

[Conan] references a night when he, Jay Leno, and David Letterman all made the exact same Dane Quayle joke and “no one sued anyone”

Came to make the exact same fucking comment, which I guess adds weight to Conan’s reasoning.

Counterpoint: Look at the replies to any popular tweet, and you will see different people (not even professional comedians!) repeating the same obvious jokes over and over again, with minimal variation.

Okay I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I just discovered two minutes ago that, with the appropriate wig, I cannot tell the difference between Kristin Schaal and Heidi Gardner.

“Dane” Quayle? Is this a joke about him spelling potato with an e?

Disemboweling sex workers and making a vampire baby are serious dick moves.

Well nothing is going to top Kristen Schaa- Oh my God! They got Tilda Swinton and Danny Trejo in the same room!

For now...

there was very little explanation into what seemed to be the key method of passive income highlighted in this piece.

P2P lending isn’t targeted at people who can’t get loans from banks, it’s a competitive product to bank-issued personal loans. They compete with bans by offering slightly lower rates, which they can afford due to less overhead and slightly lower return expectations than banks have.

i have two rentals - it is far from passive.