Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

You don’t even need to have good credit; just lots of hair gel and jeans with iron crosses on the back pockets.

It’s kind of amazing and sad that he probably still has the best scoring touch of anyone on the USMNT, even at age 33. He’s still the only US player besides Donovan I’ve ever watched that has a nose for the back of the goal and actually can get shots off against quality opposition in matches that count with any…

The apple doesn’t fall far from the... Joe knew.

Okay Buzz Killington III

BAD advice. That’s the quickest way to get a reputation as a leech or a momma’s boy (he always has to bum rides off someone), and at the same time, he turns into the insufferable person in any scenario talking about how his index fund is better than a car. And girls? I wouldn’t have said a second word to a guy who…

That goalie will be bitching around Senior Enlisted in a few years.

There’s still hope for UGA!

He yelled to a crowd of people who all took the day off

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

NHL is way too mainstream for Papa to take his little son Balthazar to a game. He’d much rather take him to a Julia Holter show or for a nice haircut and pretend shave and teach him about small batch bourbons. Brooklyn to Quebec City... do it.

I knew kids like this growing up, in fact Allen reminds me of a kid in my neighborhood I would play street hockey with. Any time I got by him he would throw his stick at the feet of my skates to try to trip me. That was put to an end real quick.

“I just think ‘dad’ and ‘mom’ are very Saved by the Bell-ish,” said Will Grose, 36, a Brooklyn father of three boys under the age of 5: Axel, Oscar (“Ozzy”), and Balthazar (“Bo”). He estimated that half of the children in his 4-year-old son’s Williamsburg preschool call their fathers “papa.”