I can only hope you didn’t try MikeEhrmantraut1 through 13 before you settled on your handle

My college boyfriend was from North Dakota. He and his family were pissed when this movie came out, “We don’t sound like that!” They sounded exactly like that.

Kevin - a minor quibble, but AP Stylebook prefers “former LeBron whipping boy Mario Chalmers” on first reference.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

Looks like it was from Wolves v Nuggets... so no.

I love this idea that Trump’s candidacy represents how “sick and tired” people are of the “lying” and “manipulating.” It’s not. It represents exactly how so many liars and manipulators get to Washington. It represents how many people in this country are complete fucking idiots who will lap up any bullshit a candidate…

I would actually love this.

“I see you’re trying to advance in the playoffs, but you’ve left DeAndre Jordan in the game. Would you like me to fix that for you?”

Colon: Damn, I’m so hungry I could eat a..

I won’t recognize these as Bills jerseys unless/until they’re getting powerbombed through a table at a tailgate.

The Nets are now accepting Yankee paper stubhub tickets.

It jumped the fence around R&D when no one was looking.

Check it out Burneko, I’m around your age, and I’ve watched this team for 15 fucking years. 11 of those were shit. Absolute raw, uncut, spoon fed SHIT. So now, after I’ve suffered through what felt like the basketball fan equivalent of having herpes, I’m so fucking happy to see articles like this. I used to get…

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

So absurdly cute.

The Red Sox should do this instead of playing Baseball. Sandoval and Ortiz vs. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. I would watch Red Sox games.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

Yankee fan for 40 years. Used to go to between 10 and 20 games a year, plus postseason. Been dwindling since the insane prices in the new stadium. But this latest bullshit might’ve finally made me a TV-only fan. Just can’t bring myself to give them another dollar.

(Yes, I know part of my Fios bill goes to the YES…

You didn't do a very good job with your reading comprehension, junior. Heady Topper was ineligible for this list on two VERY CLEARLY elucidated counts (limited availability, high alcohol content). Smutty fails the availability test as well. Redhook was eligible but not important. The West Coast beers have wider…