Jesus saves!

With your mouth? Gross. Just squeeze as much as you can out with your hands, then call it good, like a normal person.

When people tell you who they are, you should believe them

Oh boy! Do we think this guy knows what eventually happened to Hitler?!

He also praised the Nazi leader’s ability to “arouse the crowds,” and “hypnotize” people by “screaming these epithets.”

Cops are for protecting property. Specifically wealthy people’s property. Which is why abolishing them won’t happen. They do actually serve a (shitty) function if you own a building and people are protesting outside. Gotta protect those precious windows! And because we live in a cult that worships the rich, that by…

When Philando Castile was shot, I started hearing-as a defense, “The cops just want to get home safely at night”, to which....I’m sorry, that’s not the job you signed up for.  You do have to risk your life, that’s part of your job.  I don’t mean to be cold-hearted, but I don’t know where or why we got the notion that…

Yeah, I knew the police version of the events was wrong from the start of it... they said they were in the school in less than 5 minutes after the guy entered. Yeah, right - that’s why he was able to shoot up the place for 45 minutes! Good luck getting a consent decree to investigate and make changes, though. Texas…

Cops exist to protect property, not lives or freedom or any other bullshit they claim, not even elementary school kids trapped in their school with a mass shooter. They’re the enforcement arm of our dictatorship of the wealthy, nothing more, nothing less. They’ll kill you for stealing a pack of Pokémon cards or…

It’s so easy not to say something. Even in a live conversation, it’s easy not to say something. It’s waaaaaaaay easier to not say something on Twitter. How are so many people with so much to lose so bad at not saying something all the time?!?!?

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.  If you’re not personally interested, move along!  No one is coming to your house to force you to love a certain way, except for conservatives.  What a boring world we would live in if everyone enjoyed exactly the same thing.

I think in Iran, for purposes of determining plagiarism or defamation, “the religious authorities” are simply the courts. It also seems (according to the IndieWire piece) that the prison and/or lashes everyone so breathlessly reported for defamation are very rare penalties, and that people who lose a defamation case…

This sounds like the plot of an Abbas Kiarostami movie.

Well, they’re not investigating *her*, they’re investigating *him* - he’s the defendant. And he and the Iranian government have had a somewhat fraught relationship, I’m given to understand. 

You sure you know how to wear a tie? If you think the tie is constricting blood flow to your brain, it’s not. It’s your collar. Your collar is too small and doesn’t fit your neck. You need to get a shirt with a proper collar size. A properly fitting collar with a tie can still be quite comfortable.

Careful, Jezzies. “Reproductive Justice” is a racist trying to deter points away from the tragedy and proper discussion. This is a popular white supremacist/GQP narrative trick by using logical fallacies and whataboutism to keep attention away from them.

Did I miss something when I read the article?

It reads like a petulant teenager raging about having to dress like an adult for once. By all means, toss aside any sense of decorum you might have had, but don’t expect to be taken seriously if you’re not properly dressed for an occasion that would call for a tie.

Counterpoint: They look hot.

I believe that this is, by far, the dumbest article that I have ever seen on Lifehacker.