Also Peak Lebowski.

You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when fuck a stranger in the ass. This is what happens Larry!

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And double down with a Bunch Ilken!

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Azalea responded: “Ahhh woicha wohica, dats no rich wayta ya?”

A toast! To moral turpitude!

“Not a problem.”

I can’t imagine anyone would have a problem with this. Which is usually exactly when the internet proves me wrong.

After not stepping on your dick, to be judged to have not stepped on your dick you must complete a football move after not having stepped on your dick, or having gone to the ground, go to the ground without having stepped on your dick for an undeclared period of time to be determined by the head dick stepping linesman…

I really think we should take the NFL at its word here. In fact, let’s prove their point: we put Roger in a football helmet, then hit him in the head with a sledgehammer 255 times. It won’t cause any long-term effects, right? Everyone okay with this? Great, let’s get on it!

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Michelle’s hair looks great straight!