Also Peak Lebowski.

You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when fuck a stranger in the ass. This is what happens Larry!

Weird. One is a tragic shitshow specializing in hilarious press releases, wishful thinking, and executive turnover; the other the forcing mechanism that made the world take electric cars seriously, and actually managed to produce a few vehicles along the way.

Simplest way to make sure we don’t elect Trump again is to make voters pass an IQ test before they’re allowed to vote.

If they’re convicted of felonies, it already does.

What if his girlfriend is a jew?

What is a “history of violence?” If I report you for harrassment, do you now have a history of violence? Or do you need to be convicted?

Can’t tell if you’re serious. Assuming you know the difference between misdemeanors and felonies. Felons can’t own firearms - you do know that, don’t you?

Here’s the rub: a majority of American’s don’t feel that way. It might seem that way in your echo chamber, but a majority of American’s aren’t Jezebel commenters. Or anything resembling Jezebel commenters.

“You could be wrong.”

Pretty sure centuries of legal precedent disagree with you

Profound.

Great point. We should raise the legal driving age to 21 as well.

AND benefit from the unsupported claim

Its not like either have much time left, regardless.

I was sure he was going to say “a buffet of dicks”

And the Red Stripe is Jamaican for beer.

Her breasts got in the way of his hands!

Eli Manning is an OKC fan? Who knew.

I see your Louie Lipps and raise you a Weegie Thompson.