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Oh my yes. Those soldier and puppy videos - I cannot get enough. There is no limit to the feels that I have for those.

Maybe you weren’t a preteen when he was a handsome young prince, as I was. But I did get a chuckle at the suggestion that my standards are narrow because a blue-eyed, blond white man no longer fits them, so thanks for that.

Shallow, but: my inner child is crushed by how unattractive Prince William has become.

same

Sorry, EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD, I’ll never read anything funnier than the phrase “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt”

Since age two I’ve been drinking coffee first from a baby bottle then sippy cup now I can’t start my day without five cups of coffee. Don’t know, don’t care if it’s healthy or not.

I really love that there’s only one “f.” I don’t know why. I just do.

Seriously. Mine was strawberry poptarts, a bagel with cream cheese, and a pack of fresh cafeteria cookies. HEALTH MANIA.

Around 5th grade my father would send me to school with a thermos of coffee..so theres that..

frankly i’m amazed that i can even hold down a job nowadays after have two oreos after lunch during my childhood

Baked potato and a breadstick is an appropriate snack.

BOOOOOO. HISSSSSSSSS.

“Wear it when you sleep and swim!”

Doesn’t the Taco Bell typically exit the girl of its own accord quite quickly, through one path or another?

That's my favorite!

I love Jonah’s obnoxious entrances, they really set the tone for what flavor of awful he’ll be that day.

I did same but it was kind of making it difficult to pretend he is actually Oberyn so I stopped last season. Plus he posts pictures of himself with his girlfriend and honestly I don’t like that he doesn’t respect our relationship enough to at least pretend he is available.

Me too, to tell truth, get them mixed up. Wondering though if she is the Jan to Kendall’s Marsha, and that’s why she went all bubble lips and kontouring.