"You see, you MADE me hit you. If you don't want me to hit you, don't __________."

guilty of all, especially the over-use of "like". i remember in high school my friends and i challenged each other to not use the word "like" (as a filler, of course), none of us could last more than a few words without stammering

The worst is when I hear myself doing it. I can't seem to stop, and it sounds SO STUPID.

And in California, we say "Dude" or "like". In Mexico, I noticed an ehm.

"My goal is always to teach my son right from wrong and that's what I tried to do that day."

I want to make fun of them so bad (especially because one of them is named Monet Berger) but I can't, because I know what it's like to be a slave to your exercise routine. If I go to the gym and there are plenty of ellipticals available, but none of them have movable arms, I will either (a) sit there glaring at the…

Really?

I hate how much shit this show gets. I totally understand not liking it. I vacillate. But there are SO many shows that are worse that don't get nearly as much flak as Girls does, and I do think that, whatever you think about the very particular style of the show, it is well-done in that particular style. I also think…

I am LOVING the kitchenette, C.A! As a ten year vet of the service industry, reading these fills me with so much hope that it will help SOMEONE out of their abysmal restaurant behavior. One detail I'd add to the allergies section (unless I missed it) is don't SAY you're allergic to something if you "just don't like…

I know a guy who prides himself on the fact that he will walk into any nice restaurant and demand to speak to the head chef immediately. Then he says "I don't want anything on the menu, I want you to make me your personal best/favorite dish." He is convinced every chef loves him for this. I am convinced otherwise.

I remember reading somewhere that we usually judge others by their actions, and ourselves by our intentions. I think it's that disconnect that produces apologies like hers.

That adorable child needs to take elocution lessons with Stewie

In defense of 1000 Ways to Die: you would be smart enough not to be so desperate to get to your cell phone that you'd roll yourself off the table and smash all those little needles in farther, right? BUT there was one lady that used her cell so much it exploded because the battery was faulty, that one still gets to…

television is a PALACE OF LIES

IF it's real. Everything on this franchise should be taken with literally an entire saltlick worth of salt.

"Flip me Nate. Flip me rill good."

"She makes a number of mentions of all the "skinny bitches" basically telling them to step aside. I'm sure she likes some skinny bitches-she and Rihanna are friends, after all—but this is an ode to her "fat ass big bitches in the club." You may disagree with her choice of language, but I dunno guys, I just can't be…

There are some legitimate reasons not to like SD (I guess) but if you were bored here that's on you. If you couldn't find anything to interest you in SD you should have gotten off the couch a lot more because not going outside is literally the only way I think that's possible.

Yeah, I think those are just two pics of JT side by side.

Me too!! That and the Nic Cage one were the most uncanny for me.