I am LOVING the kitchenette, C.A! As a ten year vet of the service industry, reading these fills me with so much hope that it will help SOMEONE out of their abysmal restaurant behavior. One detail I'd add to the allergies section (unless I missed it) is don't SAY you're allergic to something if you "just don't like…

I know a guy who prides himself on the fact that he will walk into any nice restaurant and demand to speak to the head chef immediately. Then he says "I don't want anything on the menu, I want you to make me your personal best/favorite dish." He is convinced every chef loves him for this. I am convinced otherwise.

I remember reading somewhere that we usually judge others by their actions, and ourselves by our intentions. I think it's that disconnect that produces apologies like hers.

That adorable child needs to take elocution lessons with Stewie

In defense of 1000 Ways to Die: you would be smart enough not to be so desperate to get to your cell phone that you'd roll yourself off the table and smash all those little needles in farther, right? BUT there was one lady that used her cell so much it exploded because the battery was faulty, that one still gets to…

television is a PALACE OF LIES

IF it's real. Everything on this franchise should be taken with literally an entire saltlick worth of salt.

"Flip me Nate. Flip me rill good."

"She makes a number of mentions of all the "skinny bitches" basically telling them to step aside. I'm sure she likes some skinny bitches-she and Rihanna are friends, after all—but this is an ode to her "fat ass big bitches in the club." You may disagree with her choice of language, but I dunno guys, I just can't be…

There are some legitimate reasons not to like SD (I guess) but if you were bored here that's on you. If you couldn't find anything to interest you in SD you should have gotten off the couch a lot more because not going outside is literally the only way I think that's possible.

Yeah, I think those are just two pics of JT side by side.

Me too!! That and the Nic Cage one were the most uncanny for me.

I think it's the part where he is holding a gun to its head.

HIS FINEST WORK WAS IN THE CLASSIC HIT SHE'S THE MAN. But yeah, he's kinda awful.

Harry Potter. HARRY POTTER?!???

That was the first thing I said when I watched this! "You said a little prayer?!"

You are not arguing with a rational person.

I watched the episode of Ninja Warrior with my mom and I brought up that sketch when she did her post game interview! Unfortunately, Mom did not remember. Glad someone else did!

"I said a little prayer"

Thank you for this. Very therapeutic for someone who holds that horseshit movie in utter contempt but could never make the effort to articulate why.