The bummer thing (well, ONE of them, I guess) is that’s she’s probably not even PAYING for the dress. They’re probably given to her for free, just to wear and take pictures of. Ugh.

omg i wanted a sidekick SO BAD

I unabashedly follow Instagram lifestyle influencers to ogle their fashion/home decor/makeup/hair/yoga poses/children/husbands while laying in my gross pajamas with an unwashed face eating Takis in bed. But by no means would I ever want to be friends with someone who’s JOB IT IS to take selfies. It must be EXHAUSTING…

Butt sniff technique - noted, and makes sense! Thanks for the tip!

“especially terriers- whose owners don’t socialize them and pick them up like stuffed animals”

“Very common in terriers in general” - Yup. I adopted a 30-lb little terrier mix (maybe Cairn with some pit or staffy? No idea) and while I loveloveLOVE him to pieces he can be pretty unpredictably aggressive with other dogs... and it always seems to be the ones he would lose to in a fight (aka pits, German Sheps,…

You like dogs “at a very far distance”? Is it possible you had a traumatic experience that is clouding your judgement?

(yes i know this is from the movie but it’s too fitting)

I CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS. LOGAN ST BOGAN IS A STAR

YES! This show has gotten kinda predictable MEH since it went to TV but there are some that are still good - Amber Ruffin is one of them! (see also: Jenny Slate, Jen Kirkman, Paget Brewster, Allan McLeod)

You mean because of the Last Week tonight ep?

I watched this when it first came out and don’t remember which scene you’re talking about. Refresh my memory?

I recently walked by while DJ Khaled was playing at Coachella and I... did not... get it? What is this man and what is his job and why were there so many people watching him going absolutely APESHIT?

Book reader here - I was hesitant to watch but I fucking LOVED this series (save for a couple of the kinda awkward flashback scenes). And only 10% of that love is because I want to put babies in Max Minghella’s lusciously aggressive eyebrows. No I don’t know how it would be possible but I WOULD FIGURE IT OUT.

PLEASE BRING ON DRIVERLESS TAXIS! Between the terrible drivers and the ones who think you as their customer are their therapist/BFF, I’d be thrilled to get in a car with a non-speaking robot driver.

WHY IS A SILLY GAME SHOW MAKING ME CRY RN???

Oh ew nooooo

Plz tell me you’re not the guy blowing plumes of vanilla cupcake scented vapor into the air at my local bar. That guy is the worst.

I totally read it as that too! And I was like no way that’s way too lame for KerMat.