Wait, I’m confused. If you have a small business account don’t you BASICALLY have Prime?

Is this a joke that went way over my head or do you mean “fool”?

Sometimes when I’m laying in bed unable to sleep I’m going over all the mean, stupid, drunk, embarrassing shit I’ve done in my life. It honestly causes me anxiety and stress and makes me lose sleep.

Just FYI, the correct spelling is ‘bawl’ unless you plan to throw a ball around during the whole show. Which... maybe?

I think the feminist bat phone already rang when she told women to stop acting like whores one time. (I say this as a DIE HARD Teigannite)

Sleazy? Ok, please, continue to “explain”...

Oh my god I forgot about jacket-wearing IKEA monkey!!!! 2012, man. Happier times.

YES DR SPACEMAN PARTY!

Hey, reality is reality!

Oh NICE!

Thanks for sharing some actual info. As someone who has recently started dabbling in smoking pot (it’s legal now where I live AND I’m trying to cut back on booze), AND just happens to be trying to get pregnant, I have been Googling like crazy trying to find an answer to “what if I find out I’m pregnant and have been…

- Signed, Trying to Conceive and Terrified of Vomiting. :( :(

This is what scares the shit out of me. I am currently trying to conceive and the realization that no matter how well you take care of yourself, you may find out at week 20 that the fetus is (insert 1000s of possible defects here) is friggin terrifying.

Also, in my experience Zofran is CRAZY expensive. I broke my elbow and was on Percocet which made me nauseous as FUCK, but the cost of Zofran (like $60 or something) was prohibitive. (compare that to my oxycodone which was $4 for a bottle.)

No kidding. As a non-city dweller this is absolutely horrifying to me.

“I live in the south and don’t drink”

Isn’t this the same movie?