I’m here in SD and all I want to do is close the blinds and lay under blankets and eat cookies and watch Mad Men but instead its a fuckin delightfully breezy not-a-cloud-in-the-sky 80 degrees. ITS LIKE THE UNIVERSE IS MOCKING ME.

Unfortunately my asshat neighbors here in San Diego somehow voted Trump. I’ll be walking around glaring at my neighbors for the next 4 years.

DONT SAY THAT YOU MONSTER

As a San Diego dweller I’m embarrassed and SO CONFUSED to say Trump is ahead here. Reeeeeally not helping the stereotype that we’re all a bunch of drunk white idiot bros, guys

My husband and I juuuuuust said this. He has me on camera drunkenly swearing to move to Nicaragua if Trump wins (ha), but I’d love if CA just jumped ship instead.

Every time MSNBC said “this is a white rural county so these votes will likely go to Trump” I thought JUST SAY A FUCKING RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC COUNTY, WE KNOW THATS WHAT YOU MEAN

Thank you! And good luck with your situation... I know I felt for years like “why do I hate this man, I am a horrible person” until the memory of the incident became unblocked. Of course there’s always gonna be people that “irk” you for no reason, but when it goes deeper than that... I dunno. I totally believe…

Trust it. TRUST IT. My mother always says she had a weird feeling about my stepfather’s father (step-grandfather?) - and when I told her finally (after about 15 years) that he’d molested me as a child, I’m pretty sure a part of her died inside.

OH M GOD FLASHBACKS TO CHILDHOOD I THOUGHT I HAD REPRESSED THIS

Well, now I’m in love with Chris Pine. Thanks.

Always great when religious parents exempt their kids from education because “Jesus”. My mom signed a paper to get me exempt from “inappropriate” sex ed. Jokes on her though because I became a HUGE SLUT.

I was just thinking “wow for a high schooler this commenter is very articulate!” and then I realized that people born in 1991 are 25 years old. The world is moving too fast and I am confused and lost where are my meds HELP

I already posted this, but it deserves a second chance since I am so fifty shades of greyed :(

Uuuuugh. As someone trying to conceive (while already mourning the loss of my very active social/travel/sleeping life), these honest statements scare me (especially since I know my husband would probably be perfectly happy without kiddos and is embarking on this new adventure cause he loves me). Big hugs to you,…

I appreciate these honest, gritty confessions from moms - especially since I am so easily suckered by those beautiful perfect “Instagram mommies” who make every moment look magical and beautiful.

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Damn, and here I was feeling all high and mighty for catching two errors. This is preeeeeetty bad.

I’ve never really understood that article... Sounds like he’s a womanizer and an asshole but I don’t see how that makes him a “sociopath”.

My husband was raised extremely religious and was never allowed to celebrate Halloween (cause obvs, satan), but instead had “hallelujah night” where they’d go to a church service and come home with a sandwich bag of candy. Aside from the many other terrible things he went through thanks to extremely religious parents,…