Fair points all around - a lot that I hadn’t thought of. The fact that only women are expected to date “out of their league” hadn’t really occurred to me, but I’m a pretty awkward frumpy blah-body myself and have dated some dudes in my life I considered to be WAY too attractive for me, so who knows.

my first reaction to your comment was uh, fuck you, lots of people date out of their “league” (ugh I even hate using that word) but like also chris o’dowd is adorable so also fuck you again

Like all of em

You’ve been posting angrily all night huh? What a fun life youve got

No kidding. My husband is REAL bummed The Tudors isn’t on anymore. JRM was meh but Henry Cavill?

God I would let Ryan Gosling do unthinkable things to me. Related: what movie is this from I want to watch it while alone later

UGH! Remember when he looked under America Ferrera’s dress?! God I just want to hold him down and spit cheese loogies right in his stupid fucking face.

I had tinea versicolor for a hot minute (I swear it was from using a tanning bed. Never again) and the doc prescribed some steroid cream that cleared that shit up in like a week. Just FYI!

Right?! I had to secretly watch eps when my husband was at work or asleep because I was so GRAVELY ashamed by my addiction to what is basically old-timey teen softcore but it’s just so painfully watchable!

I. Fucking. Love. Reign. I am also almost 30. I CANT HELP IT ITS SUCH GARBAGE BUT EVERYONE IS SO PRETTY

omg i MOURN mickey and ian SO HARD. they were the last true love story. that kid who played mickey deserves ALL THE AWARDS!

It’s such a tough show to watch. Can ANYTHING go right for this family?!!!

SAME! Wasn’t ever a huge WHM fan but holy cow is he amazing at being a piece of shit in that show. (I was way late to the game and binge watched all 6 seasons over the summer. That last one was pretty meh, right?)

Bahahhahahahahahaha THATS RIGHT!!!!!!! fucking downton I hate/love that show so goddamn much

Where do you live that there are hunting commercials? I have never seen this in my life

Fully aware of how superficial this comment is but goddamn I want her eyebrows.

AGREED! I was a rail thin gymnast till 16... then I quit and faced the same shock most teen athletes do: “holy shit I can’t eat 3 BLTs a day and still have 7% body fat wtf”. I fell right into the crew of girls who were constantly nitpicking their every flaw; we even had a “fun” little secret notebook we’d pass around…

Ugh, I hate myself... I don’t know if its because of SATC, A World Without End, or just some sort of indecipherable, superficial judgement on my part, but I can not STAAAAAAAND Cynthia Nixon. Her face, voice, and acting is straight up repellant to me. Please someone explain why I feel so strongly about this?!!!

I am unreasonably angry that no one got your joke.

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