I have seen this video 400000 times and every time I tear up. Every. Single. Time.

Okay so I was so confused by that statement and was under the impression that they meant she has a silicone implant PLUS injections... but yours makes more sense.

Idunno... I think the best part of that first video is that it looks so spur of the moment. if I witnessed that on the street at night after a few drinks I think I would DIE LAUGHING. (not that your video isn’t great)

this is my favorite thing ever. can not stop watching

kajdlaskjdlaskjd hate myself for this but my biggest grammatical pet peeve is “loose” vs “lose”. Your shirt is loose. You LOSE your mind when the movie is about Han Solo.

I just watched the reboot of Vacation (tried not to, was forced, actually laughed quite a bit) and he is SO FRIGGIN GOOD LOOKING. Even when he says “not while I have breath in my body” to his wife’s request to start working again.

“sportsball”

DUDE SECRET BABY BANGS! Maybe thats why they disappeared!!! Baby bangs filed some sort of suit like “nuh uh Istan.” SOMEONE TELL ALLIE QUICK!

okay well THAT WAS AMAZING **tears**. i haven’t pissed off my husband by commandeering the shared spotify account and playing musical soundtracks while he’s at work recently

This is going to be way buried, but is it weird that I am grossed out and irritated that he keeps calling it “a rape”? I don’t know why, I mean - I guess we call it “a murder” or “a robbery” but something about calling it “a rape” feels so wrong.

THIS WAS FUCKING GREAT! I love LAUREN WEEDMAN SO MUCH and now I know she’s an amazing author and I feel like a talentless head of lettuce.

i am neither 19, a seth rogen fan, nor a stoner but oh my god i laughed out loud this looks fucking hilarious. i will absolutely watch this.

hi are you me? i don’t know how many times i’ve woken up with a wicked hangover and thought “DAMN i wish i smoked pot.” unfortunately i HATE being stoned and really enjoy being drunk.

it is inFURIATING how beautiful she is. not to say elaine wasn’t a bad ass babe herself but lets be honest selina meyer she was not

I’ve never seen HTGAWM but I am fiiiiieeeeeending for some Veep. I miss everyone, and my disgusting Dan Amy shipping (gross I know but they’re both so terrible and angry I feel like the sex would be AWESOME)

I always get a second round (or even third) out of green onions when I buy them. They get less flavorful each time but it’s worth it (bonus - this trick looks nice on a windowsill as opposed to the onion growing monstrosity in the post above).

Wrong place wrong time who cares not my business, but does it surprise anyone else William didn’t discreetly get hair plugs?

You don’t want to do Christmas? You can still celebrate with family without the weird nonsense traditions, ya know.

That seems like an overly detailed answer to a question that could have been answered “yes”. As a wife I think I’d be like “uhhh how long have you been thinking about this scenario"

Whoa whoa whoa Cardiff is like, WAY north San Diego. We’re fairly normal south of the 52 and west of the 15.