Oh man, I'll take 2003 (trying- and failing - to be Rory Gilmore) over 1999 (ALL THE BUTTERFLY CLIPS, ALL OF THEM) any day.
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I remember taking my freshman year high school ID. I was about 5 inches shorter than everyone, hadn't grown into my face, had awful hair, and a fake smile always induced a wonky left eye. I remember getting my photos back and thinking GOD, WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE POLISHED THIS UP A BIT. Now, though, I realize those…
Is it good?! Tell me it's good! I LOVED Tina Fey's book, and bought Yes, Please for the Ann Perkins in my life but was kind of bummed to read the Amazon reviews that claimed it was "garbled" and "directionless" and "full of name dropping." I flipped to a random page and DID spot a few celeb name drops, but if I'm…
Great GREAT piece, Madeleine!
I feel ya Angel Haze. As a kid I tormented myself by imagining that all inanimate objects had feelings. Made using oven mitts and pin cushions traumatizing.
You like it? I don't know I think it's juuuuust barely too much. Also I'd always worry that the aftermath would look Lohan-esque
I mean, I know she went through puberty but COME ON, she's gotta admit she got some fillers eventually, right?! I remember using that cayenne pepper lip gloss shit in high school but even that just made my lips kinda tender and red - I didn't magically become Angelina Jolie srsly wtf
YOU GUYS, WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME FOR THIS I KNOW I KNOW, but can someone PLEASE commiserate with me on the state on Kylie Jenner's face? I know she's been saying it's all lipliner trickery, but that's like FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, right?! I know I shouldn't care about what one woman chooses to do to her face but LOOK AT…
Oh, sorry, no, it wasn't plastic surgery it was CORRECTIVE JAW SURGERY http://www.realitytea.com/2011/05/11/bri…
Didn't she deny getting any work done? My bullshit meter says otherwise.
Hhahahahahha. Okay cool. It'll just be my little Palm Springs one-morning stand then!
I think so yes!
I binge-watched a season and a half of this show at a hotel the day after my birthday last year and it was the best hangover medicine money could buy. Stassi hurls the most HILARIOUSLY OVER-THE-TOP insults and threats and secret desires (always with the word "literally," like the one you mentioned) I just about died…
Oh my god, I don't care how many times he does it, Kyle Mooney's uncomfortable teen character is SO FUCKING DEAD ON I love it love it love it. Cecily's dramatic older woman was amazing too. This could have been EXACTLY my Christmases for the first 18 years of my life (and still sometimes, if I can't come up with a…
I like knowing there's a scientific process to it - that gives me hope that I'm not a lost cause. Thanks for your suggestion. 2015 is gonna be about kicking my lame fears to the curb! WOOOOO.