This has like, comment-section-of-the-Fox-101.9-website levels of spelling errors.

I'm partial to

I know that Seth MacFarlane isn't much cared for 'round these parts, but every time I think of her I think of the Family Guy joke where she and Kelly McGillis are God's mistakes sent to Earth as "80s hot."

omg I can SO see this being chock full of love letters and nudie pics (obvs with a label-maker sign saying "PROPERTY OF JOHN. STAY OUT. THAT MEANS YOU CALEB")

I hate being snarky about women's appearances, but I have to agree with you :(. The one in the middle seems to be the most Demi-like, though that B-dub chin is DOMINANT. But hey - props to them for not pulling a hard Alexa Ray (though she claims she's never gone under the knife so even who knows) (and also who cares)…

The first problem here is that his cologne comes in a CAN.

I'd never heard of LIM since this sketch on SNL, which sealed the deal on my love for Kate McKinnon.

Sometimes I seriously wonder about my mental health, because my mother was once close to death and had to basically FORCE tears (and I love her to the moon and back), but a 50 second clip like this makes me go full sob. What is WRONG with me?!

OOOOOH YES! I've always wanted someone to ask me this! My mom just recently told me that she REALLY wanted to name me "Foxee Lynn," because apparently I "looked like a tiny fox" when I was born. Apparently my dad said ABSOFUCKINLUTELY NOT, because I am a good ol' plain Jane normal name these days (Lynn is my middle…

A few friends and I found out about Real Actors Reading Yelp Reviews a few months ago after a LOT of wine. I don't think I've laughed so hard in years (especially because one in our number used to work at a PF Changs.). In FACT, I will go watch them again now. Thanks for the reminder. :)

I'd suggest watching when you're already feeling down and want a good ol' fashioned sobfest. If you have HBO Go I think it's on there right now!

I made the mistake of watching it while hungover after a 3 day drinking binge (IT WAS MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY OKAY). I ugly-cried, non-stop, from start to finish with only a couple breaks to make myself nachos. It was a roooouuuugh couple hours

MTE. It sounds to me like one of those "yeah well they WANTED ME, but I said no" jealous Babysitters Club kinda things. (Which would make sense cause I've always gotten a petty annoying vibe off Lily Allen, which is a bummer cause I l-o-v-e some of her songs, WHICH, by the way, would NOT be appropriate on GOT)

You sound like a horribly unpleasant person. Congrats to your aunt, though.

No, but I would imagine it would be helpful when an EMT arrives to know if they've got a previous condition/allergies to medication?

Thanks! Makes sense that Runner's World would have a nicer comments section :)

Well, I don't have a Facebook, but my Instagram account is how I keep up with the lives of friends throughout my life who I don't see on a day to day basis. I like to give congrats to a friend who just had a baby, and it's fun getting congratulations for reaching a goal of my own! Maybe that's not "pride." Maybe it's…

When I ran my first (and last, holy GOD) marathon last year, I barely told ANYONE beforehand because I was so scared I wouldn't finish/would shit my pants/would cry/would take 12 hours. Afterwards though? HELL YES I POSTED PICTURE ON SOCIAL MEDIA! I was SO proud - I hadn't even run more than a mile until the year of…

Yep - absolutely.

I'm gonna say I'm Team "dude on Craigslist sold us these." I've actually bought a bib off Craigslist for a smaller marathon and now wonder if it was forged. Someone could make a SHITLOAD of money selling knock-off bibs (like the time some dude sold like 5,000 fake tickets for Coachella in '10.) I think it's more…