I'm not sure how to phrase this without sounding ignorant, so please forgive me, but your comment really moved me. As a "regularly able-bodied" (oof, I'm so sorry, I don't know the terminology) person, I get wildly uncomfortable when people point out silly/unattractive mannerisms I have (laugh, drunken voice, dance…

Hell on Earth, am I right?

Yeah, he has said she gives some crazy bluh-joeskies.

That's true, but also sounds like a living NIGHTMARE!

I feel terrible saying it but I would rather him be an empty miserable shell than end up married to what can only suitably be called a wretched cunt.

What about your friend's unBEARable girlfriend that HE LOVES SO MUCH and brings around ALL THE TIME and that "really needs more girl friends and would you wanna hang out sometime?"