Here...I'll hold her for you..now push.

I'm just praying it doesn't have anything to do with launching a lingerie line; Alex trotted out in some of her Aunt Beatrice's's 1957 sexytime outfits on one of the episodes and I was paralyzed by how un-erotic lingerie can be.

I just hate it when people "find their voice" and "own their power" and "get honest". All those phrases are excuses to be mean,nasty, rude and horrid.

This is the best thing that could happen to Snooki,next to getting sober. In a short time Jionni will be smacking around some poor woman who is not Snooki,and she will see this for the blessing it is. Assuming of course that she doesn't blow out her liver,have a fatal accident or end up homeless from alcoholism.

THAT guy is only 19? I thought he was in his 30's.

It reads like the gay Charles Dickens.

I for one am glad Taylor is keeping this part of her life public as well.

I'm with you, though.I think Phil generally does a good job and treats people well.

Oh man,that must be scary. When I was of reproducing age,I was terrified of getting pregnant;I waited til I was 20 to have sex and took the pill for over a month before I took the big leap.

"Momular"! "Trickeration"! I'm liking these words from Julie Bowen,though I don't know who she might be.( A sign of age, I'm sure).

Well, my goodness, when the eyes of the community,nation and world are upon you...I can only dream of such prominence....the pressure,the sheer weight of it!! I am doubled over with sarcasm.

Gee, I don't know. I do put a topcoat over them...maybe that's it?

Beautiful! :)

I LOVE the Sally Hansen Nail Polish Strips. They last 10 days with me and there's no dry time,you smooth them on and you're done. Not a lot of colors but I love the red.

Nothing is worse than a person with no sense of humor. Anna does not look like she has ever laughed about anything.

Chickens dressed as tiny colonial women, re-enacting the invention of the butter churn via interpretive dance! I am thanking you many times in advance.

We were without power for 4 days. it was pretty depressing, but not lonely. I have lots of LED lanterns for reading, lots of books and I like to write.I was really glad that the phone was quiet and no one was expecting to hear from me,either.

We had a Shiba Inu whom I called Mr. Comely Buttocks,because his ass was just so great when he walked away.

Exactly!!!!! Perfect.

Andy looks wonderful! But doesn't his head sort of look like he should be in a suit? His head is more businesslike and formal than his athletic and buff body. What to do?