Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

This is better than my comment

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

“The most important thing is that you guys have fun!"

He’ll go down in history.

They’ll have to let him play in the games now. 

Cheek implants, neck implants, forehead implants, lip injections, chin implants.  I’d say at least a 20% growth trend potentially.

She has the range

Big Ben sucks and I'm excited to see what Maya Rudolph can do in a new role 

So Rudolph is going to have to lead the way?

Two Kevin Costner references in one comments section! I'm in heaven!

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

Same offer I made to the Raiders, come to Fresno. Play 8 sold out games a year to 40,000 insane people. Buy an open plot of land for close to zero dollars and build a 80,000 person stadium. Then when high speed rail is complete the whole state can hope on a train and travel only 60 minutes and see them in the best…

this movie has one of the all-timer weird jokes that always makes me laugh no matter what and just tickles a specific part of my funny bone.

Steelers fans like him again now

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Ultimately, it was crossing the thin line between“honky honky” and “dead honky” that led to the suspension.