“broad appeal, family-friendly, storybook adventure”

Sure sure. Kids like animal hybrids and cults, right?

Last one out, don’t forget to burn this fucker down like a Viking funeral pyre.

As a fellow Sacramentan and appreciator of small markets & high taxes (ugh), I have to weigh in diametrically opposed to you as a show that we are not all so narrow-minded:

Thank you! Was just scrolling through the comments to post that. RFI (Request For Information) is a formalized procurement process to get specs from people who know more about what the gov’t would need (like folks who plan to participate in the subterranean challenge) so that Darpa can put that info into an actual RFP…

“Bitch - it is FIVE-THIRTY!”

The Slightly Large Dance! Let’s get someone with money and time to kill working on a mid-market product. Is Paul Allen available?

Ben McAdoo was my least-favorite Tim Heidecker character.

BOOOO

Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think, Lowenstein, Lowenstein…

HAPPY ENDINGS CANCELLATION: NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET.

David Berkowitz knows what's up.

The Dark Backward! I saw that as a kid and years later wondered if it had just been a fever dream.

Don’t forget Lisa Rinna:

This is a wonderfully written and heartbreaking story. Thanks for sharing it, Dave.

Still too soon. :’(

“Salt... salt... SALT!”

It is not a “take” if factually correct. Co-signed.

I may hate Kinja, but love these suits.

I may hate Kinja, but love these suits.