My son is sitting here right now, happy as a lark eating his gummies and watching Team Umizoomi. I cannot imagine my world if something this horrible happened to him. Like you, the idea of it makes me tear up and unsettles my stomach. I’m so profoundly sad for a man I’ve never met right now, and so grateful for what I…

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

Andy Reid will only coach in states with this exact structure. 

So the state of Missouri is just a city on either side and a wasteland in between them sparsely populated by either deep south racists or quiet midwestern racists?

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

She was great in The Shining, but that’s not important right now.

I think one thing everyone is over looking here is the woman has taken free kicks/penalties in the WORLD FUCKING CUP. I concede the 300 lb dudes barreling down in her, the methodical and precise actions needed for the footwork, but I have to dismiss the stress or distraction. She’s proven herself to be above that. 

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

Yeah, good’n terrible!

That boy good!

I remember him from the “What’s Goin’ Down Episode” of “That’s my Mama.”

C’mon, everyone knows the musical guest is gonna be Washington Heights’ own Randy Watson.

Look- We’re really, REALLY good at helping guys realize that they just aren’t head coach material. Someone has to burst their bubbles so they can get on with their lives as assistant coaches, or sandwich artists, or alcoholics. 

The odd thing is that there really haven’t been all that many Lions coaches since the end of the 50's. 18 from 1957 through today. For context the nu-Browns are already on their 11th since crawling out of that Pet Sematary in 1999, proving yet again that sometimes dead is better. 

You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him.  A double Doink, if you will.