Imagine living a life of such endless crushing failure that you end up thinking “Dumb-o-crap” is clever.

Exactly why my wedding will be me, my fiancee, and a witness. That’s it.

Is your cat named Neutrino? We had a Proton, R.I.P.

Location. They’re everywhere, and the better options like credit unions often have limited access. The credit union near me that wins those “local favorite” awards is nowhere near any of the bus routes.

I packed a brand-new shower curtain in my suitcase when I moved.

if you dont mind, i agree with the post that you should wait to purchase furniture. it was the best advice anyone had given us when we bought our home. slowly but surely, over like 3 years, we created a home that we love. some rooms need the finishing touches but it comes with living in the space to finally “get” the…

Excellent advice! The first thing I bought after moving cross-country was a shower curtain!

After I moved out of my exes place, I went kind of crazy buying whatever weird “decorations” I wanted. I now have a very large light up sign that says “REPENT.”

Counter suggestion - figure out what size couch you need as fast as you can AND ORDER IT. If you want something specific, it could take as long as 12 weeks plus transit time. A couch and a proper bed set up(NOT a mattress on the floor) make everything exponentially more tolerable.

Great timely advice. I’m going to be a first time home owner this year and I’m going from a studio apartment to a 3/2 most likely. The only big things I have are a really old bed, washer and dryer, and a couple of antique dressers that were given to me that I can’t part with. I have a fund to get these essentials…

Good advice here. A few years back we moved from a 900 sqft condo to a 3800 sqft house. The temptation to immediate furnish every room was real. But, we took a more gradual approach and focused on one room at at time to figure out what we wanted it to be and what furniture we needed to buy. It meant that we had some…

From Mint:

I think I did this without knowing about the challenge. I started putting some money into savings so that I have a cushion if I ever get to the breaking point with my job. While it’s only $25/paycheck right now, I’ll be dumping ~$1000 into it in a few days thanks to Christmas, which definitely matches my spending this…

Right before you press that “purchase” button on the website for a Morrissey concert ticket, Clint Eastwood should appear and pronounce...

I know. I didn’t think anyone else on here read the classics. I’ll have to be more conscientious with my references.

To be fair, according to Dante that ninth circle is supposed to be a frozen wasteland. It’s hard to be cheerful when you’re encased in ice.

Fuck that..... I live off those tasty bastards.

My biggest hack is I load the app up with gift cards that you can buy for 50% off. Whenever I see a deal come up for a discounted gift card (usually $10 for $5) I reload. In theory, every order at SB is 50% off.

Finally found definitive word on this... the DMM is quite ambiguous about it.

Well I'll be.