Very sorry to say that I have come across ebay sellers who move Ivanka’s junk down the “fashion alley to nowhere” assembly-selling line with alarming success.

Unfortunately being competent and being a good person don’t necessarily have to overlap.

“When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.”

He really is that fake mobster who runs his mouth a little too much and ends up getting whacked by the real mob in the first 10 minutes of a Scorsese film.

I give him six months, because that’s how long Spicer lasted. I suspect it will be less than that.

He and Trump learned to size their ties at the same place.

Love how Futurama already predicted this guy.

His and Trump’s relationship is so predictable. Scaramucci is a personality sieve; he takes on whatever identity he’s currently a sycophant of. Trump thinks he likes seeing himself in Smoochy, because he does love staring dull-eyed into any mirror he can find. But because Trump’s personality is so truly reprehensible,…

All narcissists are like that. They go thru three phases.

Of course he’s a wee little man! I love it because the one thing he wants, to be tall, he can’t buy with money . . . unless you count the lifts in his shoes.

He just looks to me like a wannabe mobster who survives off of Red Bull and Kit-Kats, maybe snorts a lil coke too. I don’t know; I guess I am trying to find SOME excuse for his boorish & crude behavior. Like—wtf? You use ‘cock’ and ‘fu-k’ when speaking with a reporter and working on behalf of the president? No. Class.…

I pettily love that he’s short, ‘cause I know it bothers the hell out of him.

Napoleon Syndrome, Jersey Shorter Edition

I understand that she speaks English. I’m saying she allegedly pretended she didn’t because she may have simply ignored him and he took it as her not speaking English. Or he may have made no attempt to speak with her and simply went straight over to Putin. Basically what I’m saying is that we have no idea that she…

I don’t think he should volunteer with wildlife just yet, seeing as his previous exposure to animals has been just killing them. Too much potential for confusion. Maybe he could build up to that? Maybe he could start with something more familiar like an extended beach vacation on a public beach currently closed to…

It doesn’t make you a bad person at all.

Fuck it, I’m with you.

Counterpoint: It is very unlikely that being a decent person is actually in his wheelhouse. He could maybe pretend to be a decent person, and behave as decent people do, and maybe if he pretends for long enough, he’ll actually become a somewhat convincing facsimile of somebody’s version of a decent person, but he’s…

Good.

“As I have always said, let ObamaCare fail and then come together and do a great healthcare plan. Stay tuned!”