I prefer “All prosecuted civil and criminal suits are coming out of your checks and retirement” fund.

I guess on the one hand it would serve as a reminder to police of their colossal fuck up every time they enter the building...

I legit want to meet Trump now just to try and crush the fuck out of his hand. BRB, going to get the biggest one of these I can find...

I gotta give some leeway here. I think she made the move to Melania first out of courtesy First Lady to First Lady as her husband was shaking the tiny little hands of President Asshat. Of course the look on Trump’s face is priceless. He hates it when he thinks any woman is not paying him the respect he thinks he…

It’s not your math that’s the issue, it’s you using the wrong set of units. 80 C = 176 F.

94 C = 201 F. 80 C = 176 F.

save on electricity by setting the thermostat to 80 C instead of 70 C.

One step closer to just banning women altogether.

Men can fight their own battles, esp since it was men who set this shit up in the first place.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Yes. But killing someone is inherently murder. He was legally allowed to poses it. So unless there is a specific law bumping his actions up to murder one (California has one for commissioning felonies while armed with a firearm I believe) they aren’t likely to meet the premeditation requirement over his possession of…

You’re such an asshole.

I’m really not comfortable with how “road rage” has suddenly transcended bias, as if racial or gender animus don’t play a role in someone becoming “enraged”. Bias effects everything but apparently not road rage?

Well you can’t say he doesn’t have a good work ethic...

“Why is the poster of him holding a gun even mentioned at all???”

I think you’re trying to trump (see what I did there!) up the old ‘character assassination’ thing. But, I would like to believe that most of us adults in the comment section would agree that this dude has assassinated his own character.

Doesn’t seem like much of a stretch to progress from “angry enough to hit someone with a baseball bat” to “terrified of going to jail for murder and drunkenly attempts to cover-up crime by disposing of body”

First raging, then “ohfuckohfuckohfuck” drunken cover-up of an unintentional murder.

I say the networks should hire Melissa McCarthy to re-enact any briefings that weren’t recorded. That would put an end to the practice real quick.

Pretty sure science has shown that the best way to deal with an epidemic is to ignore it until it goes away. Pence proved that in Indiana, and now he and Trump are just expanding that plan nationally.