I tried to read this article—I really did—but I couldn’t get past the first paragraph.

If I was were too stupid . . .

So proud! America’s going to be so great! Again! With these budget cuts to SNAP and CHIP, and healthcare reform, etc., there won’t be any more poor people.

That little bitch coward assumes nobody will beat the everloving shit out of a guy in a wheelchair, and I hope he soon finds someone who will.

The good news is the funding’s been reinstated. The bad news is he has to be allowed to speak at their graduation ceremonies for three more years.

He’s like that kid in elementary who knew (or thought he knew) all the answers and would wiggle around in his seat, wave his hand in the air, and say, “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! I know!” So proud of himself for knowing something he thought no one else knew. Couldn’t wait to share it with the class.

I’m sure somewhere in the bowels of the GOP there are a couple of young, wannabe superstars who want to make a name for themselves

True story: one day I was helping my dad do some gardening in his front yard (on a fairly busy main street in our town). He was suffering from cancer at that time and had a fairly low energy level. He had chosen to lie on the ground on his side, with his head propped up in his hand, and watch me working on his flower…

Probably that Coke made with cane sugar . . . made in *wait for it* Mexico.

Well, yeah, but she’s not his mother, after all . . .

Where do people come up with that kind of stuff?

She can file (and possibly win) a lawsuit based on hostile work environment even if she resigns.

He said he asked Comey whether he was being investigated by the FBI three times, and he was told “no” each time.

You —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> —-> the joke.

I agree; however, I think it’s possible we’re being naive to think this administration wouldn’t go out of their way to fuck with anybody who filed an FOIA request. (Is “complaint” the right word?)

On that cover, Jeff Sessions is what Stewie Griffin is going to look like if he ever grows up.

Um, the Toni Morrison quote is in the screenshot of Yashar’s tweet (lines 5, 6 and 7). Took about two seconds to find it.

Came here to say the same thing.

Ha! They couldn’t even find the fucking light switches on day one!

Couldn’t you have just posted a link?