It’s quite possible I am deeply in love with Richard Ayoade.

I don’t think that was the point of duck-and-cover drills.

Idk...maybe for defense contractors who build this shit?

Wouldn’t be the first time . . .

Yes, they did. And when your little island is under water because the USA has repealed all green legislation and nullified all the climate change treaties, you can remind us of that again. Or try to, anyway, from the top of Ben Nevis—if you can get a wifi connection.

To all the commentors in previous articles who dismissed this as “sober, consensual group sex,” (and there were several of them), fuck you.

The daughter of a co-worker just named her son Grayson. Conversely, a friend named her kitten Grayson. Jury’s still out on both of them. I’ll keep an eye on both of them and let you know how they turn out.

But they’re not doing it for a living.

Watch her “Carpool Karaoke” with James Corden. Hilarious—especially compared with his other guests.

Yes, I think it did sound like that. I certainly could’ve/should’ve composed it better.

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They weren’t all consenting. That’s the problem.

First, I can guess.

Actually, it was the men I was shaming. While “having consensual group sex” is one thing, and, you’re right, no one else’s business, I hardly think this is in the same category. A nice little “Behind the Green Door” (just to tie it back into the sports arena) scenario is great, but the situation described in this…

Right! Facts from the accused players like, “Well, yeah, but she wanted it! She was asking—no, begging—for it.” What “facts” could they present that would mitigate the allegations, other than totally denying they were there and that it never happened at all.

And say hello to a huge rise in State taxes . . . I come from a state that has the 2nd highest tax rate in the country (lower only than Illinois) and a sales-tax rate in the middle of the pack (#26 @ 5.5%), along with a city tax of 1.75% for a total of 7.25% on almost everything I buy. My county also collects property…

Same. I envision it looking like this: USA v. Everyone Else

Hey! The pilot of that plane was from my state! We later elected him State Treasurer. But that was before he faked a Navy memo about the incident during his run for U.S. Senator. Wonder where he is now . . .

This. The Bush administration was the first one during which I claimed to be Canadian when I traveled abroad.

What a great, great, great story!