Thanks. I’ll put it on my list.

There is no such thing as “the royal ‘you’.” There’s a royal “we,” but even then, it refers to one person. I was curious about your use of this phrase (because I had never heard it before), so I looked it up. I found one reference to it: the Urban Dictionary. Did you perhaps mean “second person plural,” often referred…

Worked for King George V and Queen Mary. And Joseph and Rose Kennedy.

I’m really not all that familiar with the symptoms of autism. Do they include posting the same paragraph three times in the comment section of the same story, by any chance?

Four years? I give it 2-1/2 tops.

Yes.

Egads! Please tell me that picture has been photoshopped.

. . . silence them with legal means?

I wonder how many stars I could actually give your post? One doesn’t seem to be enough.

It just makes me so mad that you would even have to explain this to someone. Do people walk around with their hats pulled down over their eyes? There have been automated grocery check-outs (for example) for decades! When minimum wage was probably $4 an hour. (Too lazy to look that one up. Just making a point.) How…

The Kansas City Star found a private Facebook message by former tutor Yolanda Kumar . . .

Oh, yeah. Hillary Clinton would’ve been way worse than this guy, right?

You already used that “woefully unreliable observers” line. Try to come up with something different, please, because you’re getting awfully boring repeating the same stuff.

Nebraska born and raised. Never heard of “handheld meat pies.” Where did you even get this information? I think someone was pulling your proverbial leg.

Oh, thanks! I remember his name because Perry usually referred to him as “Ham,” which I thought was very droll. The show really didn’t have much humor or lightheartedness in it, and to name a character “Ham Burger” was just too much for me!

Hamilton Burgess? Is there a joke I’m missing? I even bothered to Google it and came up empty.

Maybe so, but was it via his private email server? If not, then it wasn’t nearly so damnable as, you know, Killary.

I’d be turning in those families first thing on Friday, January 20. Don’t even wait until the following Monday. I’m sure there’ll be a nationwide hotline probably even a reward.

Oh, jeebus, brother. If you’re trying to address this poster’s grammar, punctuation and spelling errors, you missed about 90% of them!

Rather than respond to, um, that other guy, I’m posting this to you. Thanks, bro, for taking one for the team. S/he said: