Yeah. I saw that on an episode of “Bones” once. Or was it “Castle?”

I’m more of the Herbert Spencer camp: “Survival of the fittest” and all that.

And a hook with an arm attached hanging from the car crypt door handle.

Perhaps had the author brought up that angle in his article—which he did not—perhaps people would have been less offended by the outrageous mug shot being used to mock this young man. Had there been even one reference to the NCAA and its commitment to their athletes, the article may have been considered “news.” Since…

“ . . . (and probably well-funded) . . . “

Well, essentially, it’s a reference to an illegal. Someone who has offered or paid a bribe to stay here. How the people in the car would’ve known that term is anyone’s guess.

It was about states’ rights to choose—to choose slavery, that is . . .

Seriously. A black man was bad enough, but at least he was a man. This woman thing was going way too far.

Dog whistle? More like a fucking cow bell.

Here’s a FB post out of Lincoln, Nebraska, of all places. I’ve omitted her name, for obvious reasons:

Hey! I have a great idea! Why don’t you wear what you want and everyone else can wear what they want. You don’t criticize or, frankly, even comment on what they wear, and they won’t criticize or comment on what you wear.

The article (see above) says “Sabrina here didn’t know the answer to tonight’s Final Jeopardy! question about the Great Barrier Reef.”

But that sentence doesn’t make any sense. Literally. (Well, okay. We can probably figure out what he’s trying to say.) Does Belichik construct sentences that poorly? Because we certainly know Trump does . . .

After about 60, humans tend to age in dog years.

You know, I’m familiar with the Tomato Troll; however, I can never make the connection myself! I’m just so envious when people (like you) can come up with, “Oh, that’s the name of an obscure hybrid of tomato!” Or, “That’s the name of a 1950s brand of tomato fertilizer!” Or, “That’s the name of the guy who developed…

I definitely vote for yours in the “Best Headline Revision” competition. Simply brilliant!

Maybe not all low-skilled. Maybe retired, or maybe a parent who is earning extra money for a special situation like taking the whole family on a trip to someplace ending in “World” or “Land.” Or maybe someone already working 40 hours a week but is saving up for a new vehicle. Any number of scenarios.

This is what I get at my part-time (20-hour-per-week) job:

Both are good, funny, sweet stories. The one about Clinton is very nice, albeit sort of, um, maybe embarrassing for her? (Can’t think of a better word—don’t really want to use “pathetic.” It’s about her use of a Blackberry and that she can’t/doesn’t/has never used a desktop/laptop computer. But it’s not mean or…