. . . silence them with legal means?

I wonder how many stars I could actually give your post? One doesn’t seem to be enough.

It just makes me so mad that you would even have to explain this to someone. Do people walk around with their hats pulled down over their eyes? There have been automated grocery check-outs (for example) for decades! When minimum wage was probably $4 an hour. (Too lazy to look that one up. Just making a point.) How…

The Kansas City Star found a private Facebook message by former tutor Yolanda Kumar . . .

Oh, yeah. Hillary Clinton would’ve been way worse than this guy, right?

You already used that “woefully unreliable observers” line. Try to come up with something different, please, because you’re getting awfully boring repeating the same stuff.

Nebraska born and raised. Never heard of “handheld meat pies.” Where did you even get this information? I think someone was pulling your proverbial leg.

Oh, thanks! I remember his name because Perry usually referred to him as “Ham,” which I thought was very droll. The show really didn’t have much humor or lightheartedness in it, and to name a character “Ham Burger” was just too much for me!

Hamilton Burgess? Is there a joke I’m missing? I even bothered to Google it and came up empty.

Maybe so, but was it via his private email server? If not, then it wasn’t nearly so damnable as, you know, Killary.

I’d be turning in those families first thing on Friday, January 20. Don’t even wait until the following Monday. I’m sure there’ll be a nationwide hotline probably even a reward.

Oh, jeebus, brother. If you’re trying to address this poster’s grammar, punctuation and spelling errors, you missed about 90% of them!

Rather than respond to, um, that other guy, I’m posting this to you. Thanks, bro, for taking one for the team. S/he said:

Yeah. I saw that on an episode of “Bones” once. Or was it “Castle?”

I’m more of the Herbert Spencer camp: “Survival of the fittest” and all that.

And a hook with an arm attached hanging from the car crypt door handle.

Perhaps had the author brought up that angle in his article—which he did not—perhaps people would have been less offended by the outrageous mug shot being used to mock this young man. Had there been even one reference to the NCAA and its commitment to their athletes, the article may have been considered “news.” Since…

“ . . . (and probably well-funded) . . . “

Well, essentially, it’s a reference to an illegal. Someone who has offered or paid a bribe to stay here. How the people in the car would’ve known that term is anyone’s guess.