It was about states’ rights to choose—to choose slavery, that is . . .

Seriously. A black man was bad enough, but at least he was a man. This woman thing was going way too far.

Dog whistle? More like a fucking cow bell.

Here’s a FB post out of Lincoln, Nebraska, of all places. I’ve omitted her name, for obvious reasons:

Hey! I have a great idea! Why don’t you wear what you want and everyone else can wear what they want. You don’t criticize or, frankly, even comment on what they wear, and they won’t criticize or comment on what you wear.

The article (see above) says “Sabrina here didn’t know the answer to tonight’s Final Jeopardy! question about the Great Barrier Reef.”

But that sentence doesn’t make any sense. Literally. (Well, okay. We can probably figure out what he’s trying to say.) Does Belichik construct sentences that poorly? Because we certainly know Trump does . . .

After about 60, humans tend to age in dog years.

You know, I’m familiar with the Tomato Troll; however, I can never make the connection myself! I’m just so envious when people (like you) can come up with, “Oh, that’s the name of an obscure hybrid of tomato!” Or, “That’s the name of a 1950s brand of tomato fertilizer!” Or, “That’s the name of the guy who developed…

I definitely vote for yours in the “Best Headline Revision” competition. Simply brilliant!

Maybe not all low-skilled. Maybe retired, or maybe a parent who is earning extra money for a special situation like taking the whole family on a trip to someplace ending in “World” or “Land.” Or maybe someone already working 40 hours a week but is saving up for a new vehicle. Any number of scenarios.

This is what I get at my part-time (20-hour-per-week) job:

Both are good, funny, sweet stories. The one about Clinton is very nice, albeit sort of, um, maybe embarrassing for her? (Can’t think of a better word—don’t really want to use “pathetic.” It’s about her use of a Blackberry and that she can’t/doesn’t/has never used a desktop/laptop computer. But it’s not mean or…

Don’t crack up just yet. I think you’re gonna like this. I heard this story on WBEZ’s “This American Life” on my local NPR station this evening..

Jesus. This poster (You. Yes, you.) has hijacked every single thread in the comment section for this article. Would you people (not only you, of course) PLEASE quit engaging him/her. It’s getting so tedious! Such circular logic, no citing of any kind of reliable sources, countering questions with questions, moving the…

Actually, in some states, the votes are actually tabulated (counted) by computer, but the results are not released. Employees, etc., cannot access the results until a specific point in time, either. I believe that’s mentioned in an article about Florida, but I may be wrong.

Helps to sit down and read the entire article fully instead of skimming it; I know because I make the same mistake often.

So, s/he doesn’t seem to know how early voting ballots are counted/reported, and now apparently doesn’t know how the Electoral College works either, even after trying to set you straight earlier.

He posted no fewer than seven posts claiming those were counted votes that were cast for one or the other candidate, rather than simply Democrat or Republican ballots having been received. I can’t wait to read his retraction.

Oh, for Pete’s sake. Election commissions cannot release any voting results until after the polls are closed across the country on election day, so what in the world makes you think they’re releasing the actual results already? They are clearly, in every frickin’ article I’ve read, releasing the number of Democrats…