Well, FFS, it’s not like insurance companies are our friends. I’m surprised there isn’t separate insurance for virtually every part of our bodies. “Stubbed your toe? Sorry, you don’t have toe insurance.”

The infamous “no such thing as a free lunch” postulate.

Then we could put them on roller skates and change the venue to an indoor oval track.

Denver is considered “in the Southwest?” Its latitude is within a degree of the town I live in, and by no stretch of the imagination would we consider ourselves “south” by any definition. I would’ve categorized Denver as Mountain West, perhaps. I agree with KinglyCitrus that Santa Fe is Southwest, but certainly not…

The company you work for? I thought you were a coach? Do you work for a company that hires out coaches? Like an employment service that hires out temp office staff?

Yes. Much more serious that giving a few seconds to give a compassionate comment concerning anything other than a winning a game. I’m sure you’re not suggesting that you can’t think of more than one thing at a time. Are you also suggesting that if you (in this scenario) had managed to provide even a halfway decent…

Yes, because, after all, it’s a game, for goodness sake. Serious business, unlike, you know, life.

You lost me at “folderal.” Folderol, maybe, but “folderal?”

My priority is the random hyphenation of compound words.

In fact, she even identifies as black.

So have half the white females (and a few of the males) in my town come this time of year.

I and my editor at SB Nation. . .

He’s too goody goody to skip but not to sign in for someone else? Um . . .

Try assigned seating in alpha order by last name. Or first, if you prefer. Pretty easy to spot an absence.

Well, no doubt you’d also be taking advantage of concealed-carry laws, so wouldn’t you just shoot him?

Speaking of CSN, anyone heard how Joni Mitchell is lately?

I mean, really. Who in their right mind would date/marry a guy named after a British philosopher?

I’m pretty sure thumbs are not required to take out a life insurance policy on someone.

He’s texting the song of his people . . .

Is that someone taking a picture of you taking a selfie?