I recognized Gérard Depardieu, but I had to look really hard to see if I could see any features of Tim Roth in the other guy (who I can only assume is Sepp Blatter.)

Was I the only one who understood it correctly the first time I read it?

Jesus. This horse is dead, people. Stop beating it.

Speculating doesn’t really shore up your argument. I speculate that, yes, everybody would have cut them some fucking slack.

Reminds me of the case of Yoshihiro Hattori, a Japanese foreign exchange student who was killed in a front yard on Halloween because he’d gotten the wrong address for the Halloween party.

But that isn’t what happened in this case, is it?