I'd like to point out that Tumblr Feminism is fucking batshit insane

FEMINISM POKED MY BUTT.

Princess McKitty says "I don't need feminism. Unless the dog has it. If the dog has it, I need to take it for myself. Or destroy it. I shall now return to surveying my domain. You may bring me food, now"

I don't need feminism because I sleep UNDER the bed, ALONE, you whore.

Cue the Dogsplainers...

Marriage in the US provides 1,138 rights that you do not have if you aren't married: http://www.marriageequality.org/get-the-facts So there is at least a pretty major legal rights difference. Also, I know lots of people who just do not take non-married relationships as seriously as married ones (I have several in my…

Geez. Been there. Hugs.

Those glasses have distracted me from 1) his racism 2) his stupidity 3)his, his... I know there was another.

The wasted taxpayer dollars are the mostly northeastern economic conservatives' down payment for their alliance with mostly midwestern and southern religious rubes. I figure they consider it money well spent.

Well, in Soviet Russia, Big Mac eats you! So, they might have some legitimate public safety concerns here...

I did cocaine because my brothers gave it to me and I just wanted to do it so you win 2nd place hon

can we make this happen I honestly think they'd be "cute"

Ummm, Jenny McCarthy has talked about multiple sexual escapades with women on Howard Stern. Now of course that doesn't define her entire sexuality, but THAT is what makes her a hypocrite.

I am the person who loves Lucky. I don't care about that Vogue artsy shit, just show me cute clothes etc. and tell me how much they cost and where to get them, and with none of that "price upon request" bullshit.

Here's a picture of me reading the latest Vogue...

I'll treat him to a glass of... yeah, "glass of vagina" doesn't really work. I need to work on my innuendo.

Here is a blind item about how Michelle Rodriguez is Zac Efron's beard.