Rihanna referred to the girl as a THOT, which apparently stands for "that ho over there." But I'm still confused. Do you pronounce that like thought? Is it primarily used in texts? It's an acronym whose existence makes no sense to me. (Then again, I'm also an old. A college student said to me the other day, "And I…

Wu-Tang Clan (shaped dresses) ain't nothing to fuck with.

"But I can fix him!"

Found one.

Dogs everywhere were too busy licking their own butts and could not be reached for comment.

I do not like Drunk in Love! I don't understand why radio stations where I am play it so much. I would much rather listen to Partition or XO.

That shit is Tackée Harry.

I've never lived in New York. Is that guy a typical New York guy? I went to New York once on a class trip and it was amazing. I saw Mama Mia on Broadway, went to 30 Rockefeller Plaza (still super bummed I didn't even SEE Tina Fey, but excited I got to stand somewhere I saw on TV), saw the statue of liberty, and walked…

This shit can't be realistic. Pliz sum1 explain, do you experience this in real life? But how?

Black girl here. For years I dated a guy who was also not white, but I didn't know until we'd been together for a while that he was not really that okay with black people in general. He viewed me as somehow exceptional, and it made me sick inside to know that he felt that black people had to prove themselves to him,…

My favorite fact about myself is that a phone call from Ted Kennedy once interrupted a threesome I was having.

When I see a man drinking bourbon, I think—did this dude steal my bourbon?

Nationalism is ridiculous, but even moreso when it's coming from terrible countries. Russia blows. The laws are medieval, the drivers are drunk, the czars are shirtless, the roads are mud, the fashion is awful, and it's fucking freezing. If I lived in Russia I'd fuck whoever I had to to get out.

I like this show too, but if we're looking for a liberal propaganda show we can do better than a show that is set in New York but has no black people on it, except Wayne Brady, and presents Barney as a lovable scamp and the women he manipulates into sleeping with him as dumb sluts who get what they deserve.

Nick Cannon doesn't know who Eddie Murphy is.

I would give much to hear a recording of Kanye saying, "...Corbusier and Jeanneret and Parriand..."

Yes! Vicodin is my pick for winner and I can't even vote for it. Also, this gif will never get old.

Most modern planes that fly across oceans do not have wifi. A few airlines want to test transatlantic wifi by 2015 but this will require satellite technology; most in-flight wifi uses surface-to-air technology (aka the wifi needs to come from wireless transmitters on land). Having personally been on this same MAL…

Reasons not to use Bittorrent Sync (which also apply to a certain extent to Dropbox).