i kept my name when i got married. like i'm going to get a NEW set of checks? ain't nobody got time for that.

the woman in that picture is standing astride— that's not a real thigh gap, that's just standing with your legs slightly apart!! i cry foul!

i did the math, and it checks out.

they mentioned him (although maybe the camera didn't pick up the photo in the scene). noteworthy: they described him as a curator for the Smithsonian, which, as we all know by now, is a cover; only Olivia and Cyrus (so far) know his real occupation :)

this thread +100

and what gets me is, that line is usually what you hear not only as criticism, but also as encouragement from some people! i love scandal so much, but hearing that line come through made me love it even more.

i watched the fuck out of that at 6am this morning :)

yogurt sucks

point of order: is wifé supposed to be pronounced "wifey"?

get thee out of the grey!

i'm a bit surprised to see that the article hadn't mentioned who Satoshi Kanazawa is and how controversial his "research" is. i'm on a plane right now, and not as nimble on the internet, so hopefully some other jez will get the ball rolling with some links to his greatest hits...

i read this thread last night and it inspired me to whip out my old DVD of Ghost World. also, The Craft.

so many childhood memories just came gushing forth!!!!

i'd like to see Jane Donda West. baby jane donda.

you win the thread; let's all go home!

you could also go to a dermatologist and get a prescription for drysol lotion, which you'd put on at night once every 2 weeks. after that, you will barely need antiperspirant at all. it works really, really well, and not nearly as expensive as botox.

"i'm on a motherfucking camel in the motherfucking desert"

congratulations: one of the best songs ever.

...paging mickey avalon...

that would be an excellent hack on google glass, actually. after thinking about it for a few seconds, that seems creepily plausible.