So he would be better off artistically coming back to the US to film a short SNL skit...?

Definitely too far to FLY for a bit.

Yeah, I went there. 

In my state, it’s illegal for voters to use a camera or cell phone to photograph a ballot while inside the voting booth, for the same reason you just mentioned. However no restrictions are placed on photographing an absentee ballot from home, so I did. I’m not posting the photos of my ballot or the special envelope any…

He’s currently in England for the new Jurassic World movie.

It’s a good thing imho. If Trump were to become incapacitated, the right would weasel their way into postponing the election. Also, there are people who are fed up with Trump but might vote for his cipher sidekick, Pence (see: evangelicals).

The exact percentage of white men doesn’t need to be mentioned. We all know the overwhelming majority voted for Trump. I’m sure many people would presume much higher than 63%.

I feel you. This perpetual Trump-antics exhaustion combined with the hesitation of hoping that the voters will save us all is wearing me out. Trump being Trump and only knowing how to solve problems through lies, corruption, and gas-lighting is meant to stress us all out, I get that, but the “Mighty defeat of Trump in…

So here we are again a few weeks out from election day, being treated to daily pieces about how his campaign is imploding, and he’s basically already lost. It’s not that I don’t believe that’s probably true. But shit, I have a horrible sense of deja vu. Am I alone in that? I am way too fucking terrified to be…

Well, when you care more about imaginary children in pizza parlor basements than actual, real children in cages on the border, your moral compass is bound to get a little screwed up.

Can we all agree on two principles?

He’s self-centered even here, though. I don’t care if you forgive yourself or not, Blake! This isn’t about you! If Melissa ever chooses to forgive you, that’s her choice. Reconciling his behavior and the person he was with the person he (presumably) wants to be, and growing to be a better, non-abusive person can…

Pooped is so much better; glad you left it.

I guess her sister Caroline missed the selfies she was taking with fans at said book promotion. Her cheek was pressed against theirs. I’m no mathematician, but I don’t think that’s six feet away.

She has a rich NY mommy and daddy and her boyfriend is a cop. She has a history of dating old rich dudes and white sugar daddies. If she isnt she surrounds herself with Republicans. That post about her “white female fragility” is very telling.

I am a copyeditor and I highly approve of this typo.

Kinja isn’t letting me insert pictures, but there’s a snap of ol’Lana standing with her face right next to that of one of her fans. The fan is wearing a legit mask. “Six feet apart” my ass.

Yeah she seems like a closet Republican, and that idiotic mask just seals the deal.

Can one make a freudian slip when typing?

Honest question: what’s the appeal of Lana Del Rey? I’ve only ever heard people make comments about how insufferable she is, but they’re always made like, “Why are you such a terrible person ;) love you!”. Where’s the love coming from? Why?

Lizzy Grant is INSUFFERABLE.