We need somebody who’s around mid-20s who spent their teens playing MOBAs. They’ll shit talk him into an aneurysm.

Yes they did and based on that cheap and misleading headline the commentariat went to work on ensuring that Lynch’s collective works would be screened for non-woke content (lotsa luck with that BTW), discredited, mocked, scorned, burned and totally erased from the culture forever.

I’m in the camp that thinks people should parent how they want to parent, so long as it isn’t abusive, and everyone else should mind their own business.

I read both of those quotes in David Lynch’s voice and cadence. Amazing that his speech patterns come through so clearly in his writing.

Seriously? Lynch’s comment regarding Trump’s unchecked madness equals child rape and endangering women on the set? Wow, awfully low bar for that kind of hate.

It’s kind of dramatic to lump someone who said something stupid in with two rapists and a director who endangered an actor’s (and at the time a close friend) life.

McConnell and the rest of the goon squad should be kicking Dump to the curb any time now. They’ve got what they want—the tax bill, a loaded SCOTUS, gerrymandering, abortion all but eliminated, and tons of shit smeared, blood soaked money to roll in until they die. They don’t need him any more.

I don’t think she’s saying Dykstra should shut up. I think she’s saying both sides deserve to be a heard and considered before people decide to cast out Hardwick. 

If all this conflicting nutritional advice confuses you, just remember, we really are here for a good time, not a long time. I mean, there are easy things we should all do to maintain some semblance of health (eat salads, exercise on the regular) but beyond that, our bodies are not perfect machines, and there’s no…

Well, La-di-da! Some of us can’t afford a hoighty toighty, grotty sex towel. Some people have to have period sex on top of broken glass because sometimes that’s just where you wake up.

I’m long-time married, so my period is my monthly vacation, except bloodier and involving at least one day of hating everybody and everything in existence.

In a meticulous scientific study done by me last weekend, using a carefully selected sample group, (i.e. me)- large amounts of alcohol makes you brilliant and desirable to all other people. This is currently being hotly debated by other observers who claim this study has serious flaws and erroneous conclusions. The…

eh, urine is pretty gross, but it’s relatively harmless. It’s not quite sterile as a lot of people claim, but unless one has a UTI or some really serious medical conditions, it’s not likely to transmit any pathogens.

Should I start doing it? Should all of us?

Susan Sarandon, call your agent. She’s found the perfect director for your next project.

With all the shit going on in the world right now, it’s really nice to see some happy.

I was getting major Elie Saab vibes so I was pleased to see that confirmed! It’s a beautiful dress and they look so happy. This was the “royal wedding” that I actually gave a shit about.

I think Sophie’s dressed for the bachelorette party and Maisie’s dressed for the rehearsal dinner.

The wedding dress is by Elie Saab. Beautiful.