He is a man.

He’s not a good dude. I believe her even if the prosecutor doesn’t.

I have a tab problem. I got sober nearly ten years ago, I try to eat healthy and exercise.

She’s not a ghost, she’s a Thetan.

looks like American democracy right there

I tend to get my shoes at Nordstrom rack for $20-40. Occasionally I will splurge by going to regular Nordstrom where they are $65-100. Sometimes I experiment with ordering a pair online that is supposed to be very high quality, and those often come in at around $150. At all of these price points, I wear the shit…

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

Being shamed by a Canadian actually feels good at this point.

Sorry. It’s just that I see the same stories over and over and over and over, and it starts to drive me a little around the bend. Rich people have way too much of the money, and it’s such a central problem that expresses itself in so many different ways.

Ugh oh the dog’s gone mad.

Are you fine?

heard a rumor that Ecco liquidated and closed a bunch of their stores. it’s like all the comfy shoes I love are going away. :(

Great jobs. The best. Blacklung for everyone

They were marked down by $10 (from $35) and were thus $25.

I read this as assholes filing for bankruptcy. Thought it was an article on how millennials have ruined pooping.

Trump is bringing back those coal jobs. Coal is booming y’all, in a bigly way!

THE JOBS WILL BE REPLACED BY BOOTSTRAPS

Finally. This company has been horrible to the ozone layer.

Had a morning meeting in NYC. Rushing down the streets, I stepped in what I know was vomit. As this meeting involved me setting up my computer, crawling on the floor under the table plugging in various cables, the thought of doing that with vomit-encrusted shoes was sickening to this germaphobe. On my way to the…