I just don’t know how Dame Judi does it.

Ok, but spare Judi Dench please. I could watch clips of her on Graham Norton show forever.

I suppose a midget fidget is insensitive.

I also use rewatching 30 Rock to help with depression, and am similarly freaking out.

I miss ashley. Y’all shouldve paid her more.

He has a stupid face.

Her breasts. He commented on her breasts. In a televised interview. When she was a TODDLER.

A child’s job is to attend school. They will not have access to school lunches if they do not fulfill their obligations and attend school.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Here you go: You’re a dick.

And yet somewhere in the bowels of the RNC HQ (fig. 1), I guarantee Betsy DeVos is furiously writing a proposal to hire her dipshit brother’s mercenaries to stand at the end of the lunch lines, slapping trays out of the hands of 8-year olds and handing them bootstraps. Because we live in garbage times now.

If it’s “fresh content” you’re looking for, you might want to look elsewhere. Jez often re-ups stories to the front page that they published two days prior. The deja vu sometimes turns out to be real!

Yes, I also despise the pinned stories on the front page. They already have a row of stories along the top and a cluster of stories on the left....how many more ways do they need to tell me, “Here are some stories you might like to read!”

And sniff his diapey for steak and cheetos turds.

Me neither! I know it’s a petty thing to complain about scrolling to see if there’s any new shit published, but that’s a whole 2 seconds out of my time!

Yay, I can see the grey comments again!

I’d respect her more if she dropped by all the time because she was high.

Please don’t ignore the aspect of his conspiracy theory that the Media just wants advertising dollars and clicks.... (Rush says as he says absurd things for attention)

Okay, but also that’s a cute pic of them. Shirt aside.

THAT’S THE ONE. FUCKIN’ IRON YOUR SHIRT, JON.