Here’s what I have to say to you (Mike Pence):

My stepmother’s late father always and frequently referred to his wife as “Mother.” I read this in his voice and now I need to go take a bleach shower.

Ask Mother first.

I still don’t know how those two were together in the first place.

Omarosa has never NOT been completely fucking terrible.

Serious question: does Donald actively seek out terrible people to associate with, or do normal people who associate with him eventually become terrible?

Wow. Much feels!

The world is so shitty right now that I am going to watch this fun piece of Brit fluff. Happily watch it and maybe even come up with a drinking game to play while watching, even if I’m alone. What could be that drinking game, hmmmm. ETA: maybe do a shot every time she giggle squeals or a new crop top is revealed.

I seem to be in the minority here but I didn’t hate Ben as Batman. The movie was horrible but Ben himself did okay considering the material and terrible dialogue he had to deal with.

Does he not want to be Batman because he realized the part just isn’t suited for him, or because he finished reading the script for the stand-alone movie and he realizes he wants to salvage his career?

I so badly want this new DC nightmare to end, that I am willing to believe anything.

Ben is the worst Batman ever, I will even take Clooney with his nipples

Ed Sheeran, he’s like the Charlie Brown of rock with his hobbity look and his tiny man cut down guitar. He should get a dog and name it Snoopy and hang out at a dog park playing sad songs on his itty bitty axe. Maybe some sad cat ladies will be there with their penance dogs and give him a go.

Over the past four days, I’ve talked to three separate people, who are connected in some way, to what is going on over at Warner Bros...They’re telling me that Ben Affleck, make no mistake, he does want out.

Ben we can agree. I don’t want you to be batman either.

As a fan of Joe Schmoe Show, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, and Burning Love, hate-watcher of Unreal, and confirmed black woman, I must say: good for her. Maybe I’ll actually tune in for the first time.

For real. They’re both whiny little bitches. Nick would have never been able to land a woman as awesome as Rachel in the real world.

This is so great, but I wonder why they chose to announce this when I would’ve picked her to be the winner this season (although Nick is no prize). I really think Nick is going to pick Corrine. They deserve each other.

The only reason he’s out is because of this being found out by the news media. We NEED to find out what’s going on with this administration and Russia. This shit is way out of control. Trump knew this happened and I’m totally convinced he ordered it and Flynn is the fall guy.

Whatever that purple bottle is. Organix biotin and collagen. Same brand as those blue bottles, unless I’m using a knockoff/something that looks similar.