Robin, the world does not need to see that.

I thought he had a platypus in the tub with him for a second.

Robin Thicke is such an idiot.

My prediction:

Unless you are a publicist and your close personal friend is also your client, this seems like the right way to go about it.

I can easily picture Bey lying in a bed on stage while performing a whole set at Coachella, and if it was anyone else I would join all the haters in telling her to get over herself but it’s her so #BowDownBitches

You shut your filthy mouth! They do NOT have the same hair. Ryan’s is short and sticky and yucky, and Trudeau’s is soft and curly and perfect.

“His hands really are that small!”

Correct.

What the hell were they eating? Swan carpaccio with a unicorn sauce followed by gold-plated lobster?

My kegel exercises have been paying off so I’m sure I could snap some off.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Because loves mean everything when a wedding dinner costs 1,100 per head.

Can we please get a Feinberg deep dive on this? Like interviews with people he’s done this to, psychoanalysis, speculation about when/why he developed this tactic, etc. I can’t believe WaPo beat her to this in the first place.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

Surprising...but a relief.

I feel like she is overdoing it a bit. This time around.

Yeah, for one thing, Kellyanne looks like the crypt keeper now. All of them do. Bannon looks like he’s having an allergic reaction to his own face. They should do Kate’s makeup to look a little more like she hasn’t slept more than 3 hours in a row for 10 years and subsists on nothing but Red Bull and Vodka.

I was amazed that he got through the whole thing on just one hit of helium.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.