OK, but does it have photos of Harry? What does he say about Harry? Is there an essay about Harry’s dimple? Otherwise, zzzzzz.

Malik’s ex-girlfriend Perrie Edwards

He has only become more insufferable since he went solo. He has achieved what I thought to be impossible.

Say what you want about Alex Trebek but hosting a game show is a great job.

My friend and I used to watch Jeopardy and laugh at how much Alex Trebek hates life. The chit chat portion is always super awkward and he has, over time, consistently developed serious crankiness. He is just waiting for the sweet release of the grave.

Reading fail! Apparently they were charged with murder but it was actually for luring him to a spot where some other guy beat him, then he died in a trunk. K that was unnecessarily dark knowledge- byeee!

Looks like two 17-year-old girls were charged with his murder:

I feel bad for her, because it was so obvious from the original video that she had dealt with these kinds of sleazebags over and over and over in her life. Why, in 2016, is this hard-working woman having to talk about her daughter’s future as an American woman in the same terms that first-generation immigrants to the…

Can we cancel the rest of 2016? Let people watch the remaining episodes on Netflix later, if they must.

No, most people think he’s a douche, but they also don’t think that he deserves to be banished for life.

Jimmy’s laugh annoys the hell out of me, it comes off so freaking fake!

I imagine if Bryan had just straight up admitted to murder live on the show, Jimmy would have just continued to laugh and sway like a man who has never heard human speech before. Even as the entire studio falls silent, and Cranston’s face turns into pure lifeless granite, there would be Jimmy, laughing and swaying.

Considering Cranston actually talked about past allegations against him, this was a more hard-hitting interview than Fallon did with Trump and Clinton.

we are always cool with Cranston.

I’m genuinely surprised the internet hasn’t turned on Bryan Cranston yet. He must be a pretty stand-up guy.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

but he is never entertaining

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.