This show already makes no sense, why didn’t they just have original Ivy’s mom or sister show up? You could have an actress that was 27-30 playing that role no problem and claim that she had the same powers as child Ivy, who would have been named after her. Then the older Ivy could get killed off later on as needed.…

This show needs longer time jumps. Many of these things could be avoided if they would just admit to themselves that they started this story way too early for what they clearly want to do with it.

Do iPhone users actually do heroin? I thought they were more of an ecstacy and pot crowd

He’s ODing. we have to give him the meds. What are you doing?

Meh. I don’t really have a problem with dumbasses removing themselves from the gene pool. If you are stupid enough to get hooked on opiates in the first place, then you are clearly pretty fucking stupid, and one can only hope that you don’t breed. Where in your high-school PSA drug advisories did it say that shooting…

This is all fine and good till you sell your iPhone to buy more smack with, then what?

“Oh, you’re running Android 4.0? Sorry, app doesn’t work on that version. #Fragmentation.”

Come fucking on. Like this is going to actually beat out emergency/first responders with naloxone. There’s a fine line between clever and stupid....

“SIR, I KNOW YOU’RE ABOUT TO NOD OUT AND OD AND DIE BUT HAVE YOU TRIED UNINSTALLING AND REINSTALLING THE APP?”

Does anyone remember the Vet who shot the feral cat and how the entire Internet world destroyed her online?

What is pigeon for, “Please do not shit on this car?”

What? No Pepe? I love how that Hillary Clinton site has said Pepe is now a Nazi meme.

Have they checked for emissions from Uranus?

Oh sure, toy sales are the reason we get new stuff, but my point is that they actually gave a rationale for why the new stuff in-universe and why never saw them in the OT.

I’m sure toy sales have nothing to do with it.

OK, I laughed out loud at that!

Jail is for poor people silly.

The issue isn’t that she’s sick. The issue is that she is such complete and total liar that she can’t even just fucking admit that.

because they lost their beloved gawker.com, but refuse to stop being politically charged.

Picking up slack for Gawker?