The Democrats literally throws him into concentration camps during WW2,  and is his problem? Probably upset cause Trump wouldn't kiss him.

She calls blacks who voted for Trump mentally ill,  and this is what you are going with?

The words "Hillary Clinton" and "cyber-security" in the same sentence is like have the words "Bill Clinton" and "not a rapist" in the same sentence.

Are you talking tubs or showers...because they are some german people who know about showers...

Somebody’s cranky....not to mention evil

I’m pretty sure that you could buy one is some back alley somewhere...along with your counterfeit Louie Vuitton and Viagra

You said "stiffening" then "softening!"

Hookers!

Oh...where's Howard Wolowutz when you need him?

Putin's probably upset that Bruce Willis is too badass for him.

Costs only a C-not to fill up.

If there was one website that totally places on the insecurities of women it is Jezebel.

The M&M's!

I don’t care how hot or sexy you are, but if your c’mon phrase is "feel the bern," I'm not having sex with you.

They can also start car alarms

Didn't the EPA pollute the entire Animas River in Colorado in August? "Trust me, I'm from the government. I'm here to help."